When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”
Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass
remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it